Half a Robot

jehovahhthickness:

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rawson-butts:

brussello:

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atomicrez:

May your white shirts stay white, your pets stay healthy, and your hands be filled with blood and teeth that aren’t yours.

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zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

raw chaotic neutral

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macdicilla:

greatwhiteguts:

inspect-my-insect:

herbertwestapologist:

herbertwestapologist:

there are so many obnoxious shirts for cat/dog lovers but. are there ones for people who keep insects. inquiring minds must know

ok i didn’t find anything like what i had in mind but these are funny in themselves so i’m subjecting you to them anyway

I’m wearing this one right now and I love it

(the artist’s store is https://teespring.com/stores/ainsleys-entoshirts but idk if everything is available now)

@de-rol-le

@not-a-space-alien

@crawfordsvillemonster

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cursedcatimages:

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bunny-butch:

bunny-butch:

Having a halfway decent relationship with your abusive parent during adulthood is so weird. Its like, “oh mom, you’re so funny and cute! You violated me and made my childhood a living nightmare, causing trauma that I will never recover from, but nowadays you’re just a barrel of laughs!”

Like, its so great bc as parent and child you share a lot of mannerisms and personality traits, you’ve got a lot of in jokes, you just also have the heart wrenching awareness that this person will never, ever apologize for how they have victimized you, or even just admit to it

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